24 December 2004

Smell like a pile of shit

This afternoon, I've planned to bring Jaevis to Sakea for sushi at Hougang. Usually, we'll go by the back of our block to take a bus there. Along the way, we'll pass by a playground. This little rascal of mine ran all the way to the playground. The more I shouted at him, the further he ran. He climbed up the stairs, and slide down from the slide. (Like that also shiok). I was damn angry with him, scolded him so many times, still don't listen to me.

After we walked out of the small lane, I decided to carry him and ran to the bus stop (afraid of missing the bus). While running, I could smell a very strong smell of shit. I thought must be some fertiliser from the nearby construction site. But funny thing was, the smell doesn't go away. I felt something was wrong. Then I asked ds whether did he shitted on his shorts. He replied: "NO".

After we boarded the bus, we went up to the top of the double decker (first row - his fav seat). Then I realised that don't know when he stepped onto a pile of SHIT! Yucks! I nearly fainted. Really lost my appetite. Can you imagine? The whole bus (top) was so smelly. I was so trying hard to get rid of the shit from his left sandal by using the wipes. I finished up the whole packet (half), and the stupid SHIT was still there. Worst thing was, my jeans got the shit from his sandal too. Got it when I carried him while running. Luckily, there were not many passengers. Both of us smell like 'A PILE OF SHIT'.

Immediately, I brought him to the toilet when we reached the hawker centre. He's cleaned and didn't smell anymore, but the problem is I still couldn't get rid of the smell from my jeans. In the end, we decided to take our lunch at my parents-in-law's coffee stall. Vince still can asked me why I didn't bring ds to the Sakae???? Can you imagine what happen if I really bring Jaevis there?

These days, he's getting naughtier and naughtier. Seriously, don't know how to discipline this active boy of mine. Really can vomit blood.

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